Top funny quotes for your best friend

Here is the list of Top funny quotes for your best friend

As your best friend, I'll always pick you up when you fall, after I finish laughing. 

1. We’ve been friends for so long, i can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.

2. Bestfriends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

3. Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.

4. Friends buy you food. Bestfriends eat your food.

5. It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.-Marlene Dietrich

6. A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slight cracked.-Bernard Meltzer

7. I don’t know what’s tighter: our jeans or our friendship.

8. Friends offer free therapy.

9. It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.-Ralph Waldo Emerson

10. A good friend will help you move. But best friend will help you move a dead body.-Jim Hayes

11. Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.

12. You and i are more than friends. We’re like a really small gang.

13. Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.

14. Good friends discuss sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

15. Good friends don’t let you do stupid things..alone.

16. You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.

17. If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything.

18. Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans.

19. I’d take a bullet for you. Not in the head. But like in the leg or something.

20. We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, i will pick you up..after i finish laughing

21. Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

22. We are going to be best friends forever..besides you already know too much.

23. Friendship is..sitting over a drink and forgetting the worries in life.

24. Life is an awful, ugly place to not have a best friend.-Sarah Dessen

25. Things are never quite as scary when you have a best friend.

26. Never let your friends feel lonely.. Disturb them all the time.

27. I like you because you join in on my weirdness.

28. Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

29. Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

30. We are so hilarious, i feel bad for the people who don’t get to listen to our conversations and enjoy our hilariousness.

31. Sometimes i wonder how you put up with me. Then i remember, oh i put up with you. So we’re even.

32. My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.

33. Your best friend is the one that will hold your hair out of the way after a night of hard partying.

34. Just remember if we get caught, you’re deaf and i don’t speak english.

35. If your friends don’t make fun of you, they are not really your friends.

36. Friends come and go, like the wave of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

37. I’m not really your friend until i start insulting you on a daily basis.

38. You say i’m dirty minded..but how did you understand what i meant?

39. The world is round so that friendship may encircle it.

40. That was our fiendship: equal parts irritation and cooperation.

41. Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

42. There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.-Linda Grayson

43. That moment, when you and your best friend look at each other and know what you are thinking and both laugh.

44. We’ll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

45. We will always be friends until we’re old and senile. Then we will be new friends.

46. God made up best friends because he knew our mom couldn’t handle us as sisters.

47. Me and my best friends can communicate with just facial expressions.

48. I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

49. Tis the privelege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.-Charles Lamb

50. Thank you for still being my friend, despite the fact that you are completely aware of every terrifying, raunchy, explicit details of my life.